maori are New Zealanders who have found a new way to exploit anyone with
money, Generally anyone who lives in New Zealand is a New Zealander,
however some of the population of "Aoetaroa" have decided they're
different from the rest of us. They don't even need to have a different
skin colour, just some sort of very weak and diluted claim to a
realative who didnt even originate from this country. Unfortunately the
weak polititions of New Zealand have given them almost anything they
want to avoid an "Uprising" or to put anyones nose out of joint. It is
really sad what has become of this country, and its people, maori is way
of spelling uncontrolable ridiculously ignorant seperatism of a once
fine nation. It is also a way of spelling "we will lie about anything"
including the fact that our ancestors were fooled, destroyed and
educated by the English settlers who were years ahead of them.
"Awwww bro I got one 800th maori in me I think on my dads uncles
brothers wifes ex mother in-laws side so I can get into Uni and stuff
for cheap aye and dont even have to try"
"Aww bro the laws dont apply to me Im maori" ..... how does that make
AND YOU'RE NOT BLACK!!!!
Self proclaimed land owners of New Zealand. In 1840 British settlers
realised the lack of intelligence of the natives that they had recently
encountered and decided to form the treaty of waitangi. In this treaty the
maori signed away all their land in exchange for a few guns and bracelets.
Sometime around 1900 the maori brain evolved to the point of having 2 brain
cells, and they realised what a terrible mistake they had made. Ever since
then the maori have been trying to seek revenge on the white man by selling
him crappy tinny's, taking his shoes, and generally stealing everything that
isn't nailed down. This type of behaviour is hardly suprising coming from a
culture that actually beleives New Zealand was caught like a fish and pulled
to the surface by one maori in a canoe. To this day, maoris still exist in
new zealand inhabiting such areas as otara, mangere, and a million other
shitty places you'd never have to go to if marijuana was legal.
"Duh thats rite bro you get 0.3 grams of weed for your $20, now you know how
"hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo"
"aw bro my cru of maori's is the baddest bro we can't even afford a spray
can to tell people who we are"
Native New Zealanders, commenly described as a
They have mainly occupied a teritory in New Zealand called Otara, which they
now control, and they have run it down to a shithole, as they do with
everything they own, by graffiting tags everywhere, which no one can read
and are probably mispelled. They usually drive old run down cars, or your
car. They do not work, they sit at home making drugs, or they are out
thieving. The not so lazy ones our out trying to claim land, which their
ancestor Maori Chiefs signed to British Control, yet Maori think a written
agreement isnt enough. The Maori religous bliefs consist of legends, like
some Maori who pulled the sun down with a rope, and water gods. They are
mostly an un-educated race, by choice, yet every white student at New
Zealand schools are forced to learn their culture.
Mike: Hey Jason, how come you never see any slow Maori?
Jason: I dont know
Mike: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Whilest Australia has their snakes and spiders, The maori are New
Zealand's parasites. You might recognise them as the Black specks on
satalite wheather images, the random person lying in your dog cage, in
jail, or outside of timezones asking people for drags on there smokes.
maori pronounce 'Wh' as an 'F' sound, have coppied/stolen the black
culture from americas African americans, and are with out a doubt the
most primitive of all races known to man.
"Whitianga go get us another raro!!"
'maori' doesnt deserve a capital letter.
"Bro, can you score for uz? Gizz uz a drag bol, or i'll smash yo."
"AHEHEHE.. Look at my new car, Oh fuck bay, its the police, lets get out
of here aye?"
pooskined new zealander shoe theives
people in new zealand who try to claim stuff left right and centre and
love to rip off the white man who actually works for his money
New Zealand's societal paracites. Their tribes of uncivilised,
uneducated, unemployed people like to claim land, stating that 160 years
ago they owned it, and therefore they should own it again now.
They claim New Zealand as their land, yet when they first arrived, the
Mori-Ori's lived here. So the Maori's just ate them all, cannibalized
the whole lot. But that wasn't enough, so they hunted down the worlds
largest bird, the Moa, into extinction. And now they live off the
European settlers, known as the 'pakiha' which means White Pig.
Bro can I 'av sum o' dat KFC ?
Fuckin ay bo, I stole these jandals ay nigger boltz au!
WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT CUNT? ILL FUCK YOU UP!
A black man or "Nigger" native to New Zealand.. Commonly found in Jails
or looting white peoples houses. Disguised by the night due to their not
so unique black skin making it hard for the police 'Pole-Lease in nigger
tounge' to locate and arrest these fiends. The more matured Maori can be
found whining to the gouvernment for land and money claiming the white
man fooled their ancestors. Which would probably be true due to the
small brain size of the black man which many years ago they swapped for
a larger penis. Usually the Maori smell bad like unbathed shitty ass, as
many niggers do but you may sometimes find some clean smelling ones in
the more richer populated areas.
*White Wife and Husband in bed*
Wife: Honey.. Wake up I think someones in the house.
Husband: It's probably a nigger 'Maori'.. I'll get the gun..
dirty little black kids who eat thistles and shit. They steal white peoples
shoes and whine to the government for their "stolen" land back.Cant see them
when stealing your microwave in the middle of the night.
Oh bro ma skoda broke down.
I cant wait till my dole money comes in bro and then i can go get sum KFC
Sum bastard stole ma car.
Very primitive race that still seems to take pride in the fact that they
fought off the British with sticks and stones. The fact that they are so
stupid they still HAD sticks and stones, while the "whiteys" had guns,
clipper ships, navigational equipment, medicine, and a sense of
civilisation escapes them. This is obviously proof of their inherent
stupidity, (like pretty much all black races, really.)
Today the Maori are shoe theives and fat, smelly chicken eaters. They
often take pride in the fact that they are a community minded race that
places a lot of importance on family. This is true- mostly because they
can hide their rampant child and spousal abuse behind closed mouths. The
family is not a loving, encouraging unit for maori, but an excuse to
Maoris like to pretend they are the native race of New Zealand. They are
not. The Mori-Ori's had that honour...until the maori landed, killed
them and ate them. For the next few hundred years the various tribes of
maori continued to fight amoung themselves and eat each other, advancing
their civilisation at a crippled snails pace, until the white man came
and offered them trinkets for land, which they accepted and happily
signed for. Now, of course, they want that land back so they can run it
into the ground like so many examples around Tauranga can testify. Want
to go and play golf at that cool course you visited last year? Sorry
it's a swamp now.
Popular maori pastimes include thieving, child abuse and rape. Popular
maori jobs include: roadwork, thieving, and social benefit.
maori kid: "hey bro, got a smoke?"
white guy: "fuck off and get a job you worthless cunt."
maori kid: "what the fuck?? You getting smart, bro?? Ill smash you"
white guy *snap an uppercut and knocks the black cunt on his worthless
crowd *FUCK YEAH!!*
A New Zealand people, traded everything for nothing, and now have buyers
remorse, which will carry on for another hundred years. Supposedly the
"natives" -this has been proven false, there were other people here first
before them, who the maori ate. They are 10% of the general population, and
90% of the prison population. Go figure.
NZ Person: "Dude, grab us a beer?"
Maori: "Eh? Bears live in asia..."
no i znowu pelnia
01.09.2006 Macs, fascynacji ciag dalszy, stary clip reklamowy