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25.09.2006 - Karioitahi Beach po raz drugi

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12.09.2006 - do poczytania zaczerpniete z http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maori podeslane przez Szepa

1. maori

maori are New Zealanders who have found a new way to exploit anyone with money, Generally anyone who lives in New Zealand is a New Zealander, however some of the population of "Aoetaroa" have decided they're different from the rest of us. They don't even need to have a different skin colour, just some sort of very weak and diluted claim to a realative who didnt even originate from this country. Unfortunately the weak polititions of New Zealand have given them almost anything they want to avoid an "Uprising" or to put anyones nose out of joint. It is really sad what has become of this country, and its people, maori is way of spelling uncontrolable ridiculously ignorant seperatism of a once fine nation. It is also a way of spelling "we will lie about anything" including the fact that our ancestors were fooled, destroyed and educated by the English settlers who were years ahead of them.

"Awwww bro I got one 800th maori in me I think on my dads uncles brothers wifes ex mother in-laws side so I can get into Uni and stuff for cheap aye and dont even have to try"

"Aww bro the laws dont apply to me Im maori" ..... how does that make you special....

AND YOU'RE NOT BLACK!!!!

2. maori

Self proclaimed land owners of New Zealand. In 1840 British settlers realised the lack of intelligence of the natives that they had recently encountered and decided to form the treaty of waitangi. In this treaty the maori signed away all their land in exchange for a few guns and bracelets. Sometime around 1900 the maori brain evolved to the point of having 2 brain cells, and they realised what a terrible mistake they had made. Ever since then the maori have been trying to seek revenge on the white man by selling him crappy tinny's, taking his shoes, and generally stealing everything that isn't nailed down. This type of behaviour is hardly suprising coming from a culture that actually beleives New Zealand was caught like a fish and pulled to the surface by one maori in a canoe. To this day, maoris still exist in new zealand inhabiting such areas as otara, mangere, and a million other shitty places you'd never have to go to if marijuana was legal.

"Duh thats rite bro you get 0.3 grams of weed for your $20, now you know how it feels"

"hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo"

"aw bro my cru of maori's is the baddest bro we can't even afford a spray can to tell people who we are" 

3. maori

Native New Zealanders, commenly described as a discrace. They have mainly occupied a teritory in New Zealand called Otara, which they now control, and they have run it down to a shithole, as they do with everything they own, by graffiting tags everywhere, which no one can read and are probably mispelled. They usually drive old run down cars, or your car. They do not work, they sit at home making drugs, or they are out thieving. The not so lazy ones our out trying to claim land, which their ancestor Maori Chiefs signed to British Control, yet Maori think a written agreement isnt enough. The Maori religous bliefs consist of legends, like some Maori who pulled the sun down with a rope, and water gods. They are mostly an un-educated race, by choice, yet every white student at New Zealand schools are forced to learn their culture.

Mike: Hey Jason, how come you never see any slow Maori?

Jason: I dont know

Mike: Because the slow ones are in jail.

 4. maori Whilest Australia has their snakes and spiders, The maori are New Zealand's parasites. You might recognise them as the Black specks on satalite wheather images, the random person lying in your dog cage, in jail, or outside of timezones asking people for drags on there smokes. maori pronounce 'Wh' as an 'F' sound, have coppied/stolen the black culture from americas African americans, and are with out a doubt the most primitive of all races known to man.

"Whitianga go get us another raro!!"
'maori' doesnt deserve a capital letter.
"Bro, can you score for uz? Gizz uz a drag bol, or i'll smash yo."
"AHEHEHE.. Look at my new car, Oh fuck bay, its the police, lets get out of here aye?"

 5. maori pooskined new zealander shoe theives

brown people in new zealand who try to claim stuff left right and centre and love to rip off the white man who actually works for his money

 6. maori New Zealand's societal paracites. Their tribes of uncivilised, uneducated, unemployed people like to claim land, stating that 160 years ago they owned it, and therefore they should own it again now.

They claim New Zealand as their land, yet when they first arrived, the Mori-Ori's lived here. So the Maori's just ate them all, cannibalized the whole lot. But that wasn't enough, so they hunted down the worlds largest bird, the Moa, into extinction. And now they live off the European settlers, known as the 'pakiha' which means White Pig.

Bro can I 'av sum o' dat KFC ?

Fuckin ay bo, I stole these jandals ay nigger boltz au!

WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT CUNT? ILL FUCK YOU UP!

 7. Maori A black man or "Nigger" native to New Zealand.. Commonly found in Jails or looting white peoples houses. Disguised by the night due to their not so unique black skin making it hard for the police 'Pole-Lease in nigger tounge' to locate and arrest these fiends. The more matured Maori can be found whining to the gouvernment for land and money claiming the white man fooled their ancestors. Which would probably be true due to the small brain size of the black man which many years ago they swapped for a larger penis. Usually the Maori smell bad like unbathed shitty ass, as many niggers do but you may sometimes find some clean smelling ones in the more richer populated areas.

Situation *White Wife and Husband in bed*
*thump*
Wife: Honey.. Wake up I think someones in the house.
Husband: It's probably a nigger 'Maori'.. I'll get the gun.. 

8. maori

dirty little black kids who eat thistles and shit. They steal white peoples shoes and whine to the government for their "stolen" land back.Cant see them when stealing your microwave in the middle of the night.

Oh bro ma skoda broke down.

I cant wait till my dole money comes in bro and then i can go get sum KFC man.

Sum bastard stole ma car.

 9. maori Very primitive race that still seems to take pride in the fact that they fought off the British with sticks and stones. The fact that they are so stupid they still HAD sticks and stones, while the "whiteys" had guns, clipper ships, navigational equipment, medicine, and a sense of civilisation escapes them. This is obviously proof of their inherent stupidity, (like pretty much all black races, really.)
Today the Maori are shoe theives and fat, smelly chicken eaters. They often take pride in the fact that they are a community minded race that places a lot of importance on family. This is true- mostly because they can hide their rampant child and spousal abuse behind closed mouths. The family is not a loving, encouraging unit for maori, but an excuse to abuse.
Maoris like to pretend they are the native race of New Zealand. They are not. The Mori-Ori's had that honour...until the maori landed, killed them and ate them. For the next few hundred years the various tribes of maori continued to fight amoung themselves and eat each other, advancing their civilisation at a crippled snails pace, until the white man came and offered them trinkets for land, which they accepted and happily signed for. Now, of course, they want that land back so they can run it into the ground like so many examples around Tauranga can testify. Want to go and play golf at that cool course you visited last year? Sorry it's a swamp now.
Popular maori pastimes include thieving, child abuse and rape. Popular maori jobs include: roadwork, thieving, and social benefit.
 

maori kid: "hey bro, got a smoke?"

white guy: "fuck off and get a job you worthless cunt."

maori kid: "what the fuck?? You getting smart, bro?? Ill smash you"

white guy *snap an uppercut and knocks the black cunt on his worthless ass.*

crowd *FUCK YEAH!!*

 

10. maori

A New Zealand people, traded everything for nothing, and now have buyers remorse, which will carry on for another hundred years. Supposedly the "natives" -this has been proven false, there were other people here first before them, who the maori ate. They are 10% of the general population, and 90% of the prison population. Go figure.

NZ Person: "Dude, grab us a beer?"
Maori: "Eh? Bears live in asia..."

 

09.09.2006

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01.09.2006
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